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Leave Bieber Alone
(As whined to the tune of Leave Britney Alone.) In hindsight, I really regret not turning this into a video. Does this look like the face of a happy person? I enjoy a Justin Bieber parody just as much...
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How ’bout a Suit?
Holiday parties just got serious. In matters of the jolly, I like to think that December is the most magical month of the year because of my life’s initial inception, (I’m not above sweeping egomania,)...
View ArticleWinning Style
As the inimitable Lynn Dell, a true decadent and octogenarian hailing from the Upper West Side, once told Advanced Style’s Ari Cohen, “fashion says me too, style says only me.” Though my relationship...
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Show Me Your Swag
Right before the inception of 2013, TIME Magazine tweeted a poll that asked readers what word they’d like to see evanesce in the new year. Most answered swag. But what’s so bad about swag? Why is...
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Lol, Nevermind
Man Repeller tells such a cohesive story this week! Jokes. I am really excellent at contradicting myself. Forget what I inferred about a comment on dressing like a woman to become a stronger, more...
View ArticleColorblind
I’ve been thinking about the way in which I interact with color and have resolved that in the last six months, I don’t really interact with it at all. I’m not sure why; maybe 24 years later, New York...
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Shine Bright like A…
Rhinestone! Like a rhinestone. I maintain that my shopping rule of thumb–if I can’t picture it with at least three items I already own, I don’t buy it–works phenomenally in most cases. Sometimes,...
View ArticleNot White? Not Interested
Isn’t there just something rather abating about the sight of a lot of white in a lot of cold? Never mind my face. Though I do have a fairly violent aversion toward homogenous dressing (I will never...
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Easy, Breezy
Photo by Bridget Flemming, suit by Diane von Furstenberg. …But I ain’t no beautiful cover girl. No, I’m just fighting an apparent (albeit uninvited) distaste for full eyebrows. How do I kick this damn...
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The What I Wores
Fashion week! Fashion week! Fashion week! As the street style during Fashion Week debate continues (does anyone else feel like this season’s Times story on the evolution of street style and what it...
View ArticleCollabonation: x Pjk
“The great thing about contemporary wear is that everything is contemporary!” Look, if I don’t quote me, no one else will, and that will never bode well with what happens to me posthumously. Here is...
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That Fringe
How much longer do you think I can pass off wearing this precise denim shirt from the mens section at American Apparel with these equally precise ripped Paige jeans before you lose all your respect for...
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Over all corduroy
Am I eligible to join FarmersOnly.com yet, or what? I know what you’re thinking but don’t worry, guys. I’ve cut my hair approximately six more times since these photos were taken. I’ve also started to...
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Accoutrementing
South by Southwest’s greatest contribution to my simultaneous life and bank of iPhone apps is a brand ass new one called Definer which is effectively just like Instagram, only instead of allowing you...
View ArticleMore Overalls?
First things first–the end of runway season signals the beginning of banner season. In one attempt to capture the highs, lows, great–and wait, is that Saint Laurent?–behold: my new banner, featuring...
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